Catholics, iPhones, and Bacon

I stole this article from a friend's post but it was too good to pass up.

It seems that the Catholics are taking a page out of the Catholicism WOW playbook and stepping up their game. If you're one of those Catholic-on-the-go types you can now confess your sins via smartphone using the Confession app...

Really?? I can see it now:


"Forgive me father, I trolled 7 people today."


"Tweet 4 hail marys and accept 2 farmville requests."


I'm still pushing for bacon to replace this stale oyster cracker bullshit these guys have been peddling for years. Jesus wouldn't have been dry and stale! He would've been smokey, thick cut, and fried in grease with a slight crisp as my teeth connected with heaven. 

SWEET JESUS THIS JESUS IS DELICIOUS!

Just some tasty food for thought Catholics. I know you guys haven't been making your numbers lately and the smell of crackling bacon wafting out from a cathedral would sure bring em in. Embrace the future!